Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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