My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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