idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
The power of my boobs compel you
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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