weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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