Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You ruined the universe
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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