I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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