Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(765): View more from Indiana

Why are you ignoring all of my texts?

(1-765): View more from Indiana

The power was out.

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(425): View more from Washington

I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.

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(845): View more from New York

i can't find my house

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we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.

(845): View more from New York

i'm pretty sure my house moved.

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(713): View more from Texas

He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.

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(219): View more from Indiana

If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.

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(904): View more from Florida

I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes

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(613): View more from Ontario

We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.

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(702): View more from Nevada

She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.

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