We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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