Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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