Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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