You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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