i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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