Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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