Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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