HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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