i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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