It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We don't watch enough power rangers
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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