Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Randomize
