I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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