we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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