Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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