what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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