when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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