:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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