Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
