yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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