She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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