Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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