Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
