Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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