Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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