I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I can tuck mytits in my pants
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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