Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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