am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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