dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You have to summon your inner elephant
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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