Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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