There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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