I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
handjob tips. give me some.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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