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(713): View more from Texas

i cant believe jose lima did steroids

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apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball

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(916): View more from California

Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle

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(706): View more from Georgia

Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving

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Your blankets are not drunk friendly

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(616): View more from Michigan

Shame tastes like burnetts and latex

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well

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(909): View more from California

ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode

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