Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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