Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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