Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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