So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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