Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
