honey bunches of taint.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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