Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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