I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
