oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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