$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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