awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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